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Thursday, September 8, 2011

Dear AlertDC:

I appreciate the hourly text messages about the flash flood warnings, but I am currently on the second floor, and am not in charge of the building's lobby. Additionally, I have no sandbags, so there is not much I can do at this point.

Love, Al

On that note:

Dear UCSD Alert System:

You are even more pathetic. Did I get an alert text about the wildfires in 2007? No. About the earthquakes all 3 years I went to school there? No. However, now over a year after I graduated, you sent me one about the POWER OUTAGE in San Diego County? Cool.

Love, Al

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