I appreciate the hourly text messages about the flash flood warnings, but I am currently on the second floor, and am not in charge of the building's lobby. Additionally, I have no sandbags, so there is not much I can do at this point.
On that note:
Dear UCSD Alert System:
You are even more pathetic. Did I get an alert text about the wildfires in 2007? No. About the earthquakes all 3 years I went to school there? No. However, now over a year after I graduated, you sent me one about the POWER OUTAGE in San Diego County? Cool.